Top 5 Things That Creep Me Out

1- Men shopping (alone or with their partner) for lingerie. So freaking gross.

2- When people smile in a knowing way when they say bad news. This may sound weird, but you totally know what I’m talking about. It’s a practice generally done by preachers or politicians…and it makes me uncomfortable every time.

3- Habitual Group Joiners. OMG THIS WEEK I’M INTO KABBALLAH AND IT’S THE BEST THING EVER AND I’M SO HAPPY. ..next week:  OMG THIS WEEK I’M VEGAN AND IT’S THE BEST THING EVER AND I’M NEVER GOING BACK…next week:  OMG THIS WEEK I’M DOING PILATES AND IT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR….Just STFU and be who you are already.

4- Chalk. Oh the texture! It makes me want to jump in a vat of vaseline and swim laps.

5- People who have an exaggerated sense of pride over owning certain brands. I mean, I appreciate Coco as much as the next girl…but I would never say “It’s Chanel” and smile haughtily to my friends. Don’t be a weirdo.

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5 thoughts on “Top 5 Things That Creep Me Out

  1. SparktCat says:

    It’s a Volvo. 2 lol

  2. Number two is why I have had a mustache since I was about 14. Because when I don’t, I look like I am smiling one of those knowing smiles.

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